Fireworks

Blast Zone ASDA Special; It was late at evening on cracker night and I was on my way home from work. Fireworks were 25% off so I bought this box containing assorted mayhem for 15quid at ASDA. Now all I need to do is send it back in time to when I was thirteen. It is a scientificaly proven fact the the urge to be inappropriate with fire is at its peak in the early-teen years and quickly disapates after alcohol and sex are discovered (A combination in which fireworks a rarely incorporated, successfully anyway). Oh well I have saved them for christmas. Maybe I can drum up some enthusiasm before then.